Promise shoes for those who go barefoot - and get everybody to agree the government should create shoe stores - where the shoeless, if they want shoes, can get "good, government designed shoes".
Make, by force, all the shoe stores who sell non-government designed shoes - stop selling non-government designed shoes.
Take away the shoes of between 20% and 70% of the shod population, by force, just before the government shoe store opens, and at the same time that all the stores selling non-government designed shoes - stop selling non-government designed shoes.
Give Billions in free money - to people who buy from the government shoe store - but not to people who buy the same shoe from non-government shoe stores - ( even though the non-government shoe store is selling the same government designed shoes. )
Congratulate yourself on how popular your new government designed shoes are - millions are buying them - on the first day they are available - and congratulate yourself on how the government store took such a huge market share away from the non-government stores !!!
And finally, congratulate yourself on knowing that millions of those shoeless really wanted shoes.
How could the government possibly screw that up, it is a rigged deck, but yet they did
