Calcio Fiorentino,

[gerald]

humanity is like a game of Calcio Fiorentino, http://deadspin.com/crazy-ass-italian-s ... 1612721772

"There is a sporting event held annually in the Piazza Santa Croce in Florence, Italy. It is called Calcio Fiorentino, and it is an ancient form of football that is essentially rugby, but with a whole bunch of dudes just mercilessly beating the crap out of each other."

and the prize ---"the team with the most goals at the end of 50 minutes wins a cow."