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Re: Generational Dynamics World View News

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FishbellykanakaDude wrote:Meanwhile, in Fashion News:
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Accessorizing is important.

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Re: Generational Dynamics World View News

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mooreupp wrote:... might end up being what pushes us over the edge here.

...
What's on the other side of the edge?

..that's always been a rather nebulous concept that could use some illumination (not a reference to the Illuminati, so don't pester me brothers, I'm not giving away any secrets, so leave me to our work and quit being counterproductive).

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Re: Generational Dynamics World View News

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Xeraphim1 wrote:
FishbellykanakaDude wrote:Meanwhile, in Fashion News:
[im g]https://media.breitbart.com/media/2020/ ... 20x315.png[/img]
Accessorizing is important.
Looks like the GUYS have some catch-up to do!

..matching the pin striping COULD be pretty tricky, though, I must say.

And what about me, who only wears Aloha Wear™, where EVERY dang shirt (and/or board shorts) is a completely different pattern and color pallette!?

That would drive my seamstress INSANE..!!

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Re: Generational Dynamics World View News

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Burner Prime wrote:
John wrote:25-Mar-20 World View -- Trump calls for ending coronavirus lockdowns by Easter, April 12 ...
Who was the author of "calls for" in the "title" above?

What do you think the author meant by that phraseology?

Trump did not "call for" ending lockdowns by Easter.

He meant (whatever the actual words were, which I'm FAR too lazy to look up right now) that it would be "GREAT" if that were to happen.

How does ANY media outlet have ANY credibility with ANYONE ANYMORE!?

I'd sooner believe the verbal musings of the possum that lives under the dead log down by the creek than I would the media or any politician.

..and her babies are WAY cuter! (the creepy little vermin)

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JCP

Re: Generational Dynamics World View News

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A new Dark Age begins. You, know, if this means the Kardashians won't be around anymore, it won't be so bad.

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Re: Generational Dynamics World View News

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JCP wrote:A new Dark Age begins. You, know, if this means the Kardashians won't be around anymore, it won't be so bad.
Replace "Kardashians" with "JCP" and what do you get?

Who is forcing you to interact with anything "Kardashian"?

Are you going to enjoy your "Dark Age"? I'll not be in a "Dark Age", so here's hoping you do indeed enjoy your "Dark Age", as I'm all about people bein' happy, as y'all well know.

..stuff to think about.

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Re: Generational Dynamics World View News

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** 26-Mar-2020 World View: Kim Kardashian jokes

Q: What is Kim Kardashian's definition of forever?
A: When the Reality TV check is cashed!

Q: What are basketball players doing during the NBA lockout?
A: Marrying & divorcing a Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked
if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Kim: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


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  • Kim Kardashian

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Re: Generational Dynamics World View News

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John wrote:** 26-Mar-2020 World View: Kim Kardashian jokes

Q: What is Kim Kardashian's definition of forever?
A: When the Reality TV check is cashed!

Q: What are basketball players doing during the NBA lockout?
A: Marrying & divorcing a Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked
if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Kim: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


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  • Kim Kardashian
I have been absolutely STUNNED by how beautiful trans-caucuses YOUNG women (Circassian [Adyghe], Avar, Azerbaijani, Armenian, et al) are,.. although the sexual dimorphism with these people is truly amazing, as the guys are BUTT UGLY..!! <chuckle!> Sorry guys, but you know it's true! :)

..'though there IS some controversy about the handsomeness of these men. They ARE very manly men, and are ludicrously brave, ferocious and regal.

In fact, there's an old (ancient!) trope about it: Circassian Beauties

..and I don't mind making fun of anyone, especially if they are self-mocking!

What I was commenting on was the almost certainly (hopefully) comical use of "Dark Age", out of which SOMETHING positive could come, but that we shouldn't put too much stock in the idea that we're actually descending into a "Dark Age", which SOME people actually DO see happening as we speak.

I do agree with the poster (JCP) that not having to dodge the ubiquitous Kardashians would be a good thing, though. <chuckle!>

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How to make a better SanFran, that doesn't stink!

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Something for the bored to play with, or discover, while STFA ("Staying the F*** Away") at home:


"How to make a better San Francisco, that doesn't stink!"

Burner Prime

Re: Generational Dynamics World View News

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FishbellykanakaDude wrote:
Burner Prime wrote:
John wrote:25-Mar-20 World View -- Trump calls for ending coronavirus lockdowns by Easter, April 12 ...
Who was the author of "calls for" in the "title" above?

What do you think the author meant by that phraseology?

Trump did not "call for" ending lockdowns by Easter.

He meant (whatever the actual words were, which I'm FAR too lazy to look up right now) that it would be "GREAT" if that were to happen.

How does ANY media outlet have ANY credibility with ANYONE ANYMORE!?

I'd sooner believe the verbal musings of the possum that lives under the dead log down by the creek than I would the media or any politician.

..and her babies are WAY cuter! (the creepy little vermin)

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I purposely ignore the insane Tourettes-syndrome, continuous verbal ejaculations from "Fish" but for this one I couldn't resist. A bit too fast on the draw, jumping in and criticizing everyone and everything, pathetically and hysterically trying to convince folks of his brilliant mind and relevance.
Anyway Fish, the author of that line,if you paid any attention before prematurely ejaculating all over yourself, was John Xenakis himself. Read the World View article then maybe the context will make sense, but somehow I doubt it.

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